so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Do I have a choice?
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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