quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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