haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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