ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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