Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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