gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just pee around me
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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