I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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