Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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