I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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