I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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