do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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