Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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