worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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