wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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