do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
it glows. i had to have it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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