what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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