But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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