Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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