she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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