It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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