if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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