the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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