Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
home. puking in laundry basket.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Randomize
