That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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