so that wasnt chicken after all
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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