I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think people are normalizing furries
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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