she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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