oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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