loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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