Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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