Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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