Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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