seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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