Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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