people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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