You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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