is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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