i don't like sucking hair
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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