Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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