But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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