i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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