did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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