hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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