So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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