Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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