Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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