none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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