where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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