i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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