Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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