idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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