Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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