Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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