i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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