Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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