My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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