i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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