I hate all girls vehemently.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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