I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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